In the morning, if you tell me that “boobytrap” is “partyboob” spelled backwards, I’ll be unable to stop laughing.
people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet
if Finland’s country border isn’t called the Finnish line then I have nothing to live for
My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.
Dude. It’s genius.